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thestorytellerrichardbrook said:

"I'm s-so old..."

tagalongsusan:

thestorytellerrichardbrook:

tagalongsusan:

tagalongsusan:

"You are not!  Every year doesn’t need to be an existential crisis."

"…..Want to come get a Brazilian wax  with me?"

"I don’t want anyone near my rudie bits with instruments of t-torture but you. Maybe we can go shopping for canes so I have something to s-shake at the youngins on my lawn."

"A cane would be rather dapper.  Is this your way of saying you’d like me to do it?  Granted, it’s not the most romantic thing and it’ll hurt like hell, but I’m willing to try in the name of grooming."

"Grooming? I’m not a p-poodle. My hair down there is just fine thanks. But if you wanna pluck out any stray grey hairs, you can do that."

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thestorytellerrichardbrook said:

"I'm s-so old..."

tagalongsusan:

tagalongsusan:

"You are not!  Every year doesn’t need to be an existential crisis."

"…..Want to come get a Brazilian wax  with me?"

"I don’t want anyone near my rudie bits with instruments of t-torture but you. Maybe we can go shopping for canes so I have something to s-shake at the youngins on my lawn."

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bossmademestartablog said:

Oy. Come hunting with me.

bossmademestartablog:

thestorytellerrichardbrook:

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"No, I’m not gonna g-go around killing i-innocent little creatures. We could maybe go camping though? We could just, like, appreciate n-nature and eat those bananas with melted chocolate."

"Tomorrow night. I’ll be ready by then."

"Don’t bring any w-weapons, okay?"

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thestorytellerrichardbrook said:

"I'm s-so old..."

tagalongsusan:

"You are not!  Every year doesn’t need to be an existential crisis."

"Ollldddddddddd. I found a grey pube the other day."

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tagalongsusan:

"His eyes were bugging out of his head!"  Susan snapped, the guilt twisting into anger at his accusations.  "You were being so understanding last night and I go find us breakfast and now you’re being like this!"  She scowled, crouching down to start throwing the clothing strewn around the tent back into her bag.  "I know you’re not well.  That doesn’t mean I’m the picture of health or that I signed on to be your role model."

"I didn’t mean to do it! I-I thought… I…" Richard pinched the bridge of his nose in irritation, "It doesn’t matter what I thought. I wasn’t planning to go all funny like that. I’ve been handling my condition. You took things that you didn’t know what they were. You could have died! Those last hours. You looked after me for half an hour at the most, and you have no idea how worried about you I was." He sighed, "I was understanding last n-night because if there’s any negativity around you while you’re like… that, then it’s feels terrible. It could’ve scarred you. I didn’t want that. So I put on a happy face for you." He watched her, "I just wanted an apology for you slipping my pills into my food. It’s dishonest and it made me feel like a child who’s not allowed to make his own medical decisions. I was just getting over the rough part. I’d have been fine for a while. Just a little paranoid, maybe. I just want an apology."

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thestorytellerrichardbrook:

I thought maybe we could have a nice night in?  I have plans for this weekend too, if you’re game?

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"Oh, thanks Susan! These are s-some lovely gifts and that cake looks brilliant. It’s probably better that we stay in, yeah. You don’t want to be seen with such an old man hanging off you, my sweet blossoming summer rosebud. What plans d-do you have for the weekend?"

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I thought maybe we could have a nice night in?  I have plans for this weekend too, if you’re game?

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bossmademestartablog said:

Oy. Come hunting with me.

bossmademestartablog:

thestorytellerrichardbrook:

bossmademestartablog:

thestorytellerrichardbrook:

bossmademestartablog:

thestorytellerrichardbrook:

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"No, I’m not gonna g-go around killing i-innocent little creatures. We could maybe go camping though? We could just, like, appreciate n-nature and eat those bananas with melted chocolate."

"I don’t like hot chocolate. I like tea."

"What? No, everybody l-likes hot chocolate, what’s wrong with you? Fine, we’ll sit by the fire and you can drink tea."

"So it’s settled. We’re going camping."

"And being quaint." Richard nodded.

"I… Guess."

"Nobody has to know, remember? Ahh, I c-can’t wait! I’ll get all my stuff packed. When do we leave?"

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((Big W is doing it right.))


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nulanulablog:

A very young Michael Fassbender